A fountain of burning jade rose from the river, the blast so bright he had to shield his eyes. Plumes of fire thirty and forty feet high danced upon the waters, crackling and hissing. For a few moments they washed out the screams. There were hundreds in the water, drowning or burning or doing a little of both. Do you hear them shrieking, Stannis? Do you see them burning? This is your work as much as mine.
You’re Kingsguard, Clegane. We must beat them back or they’re going to take this city. Your King’s city.
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^^ y’all are dumbasses…
A chimpanzee stubs out a lit cigarette that was thrown to it by a tourist at Beijing Wildlife Park in China. Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features
